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Monday, April 23, 2007, 02:27 PM [General]
my friend, tim, brought this with him to the recording studio everyday for weeks.
ooo da lolly, it's a survey!
Saturday, April 14, 2007, 01:14 PM [General]
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:
1. In 2 words, explain what ended your last relationship?
the army
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
long ago enough that i could brade them
3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
begging for coffee
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
posting obnoxious pictures on my friends' comments on myspace
5. Are you any good at math?
i dream in algebraic expression
6. Last night?
what about it?
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
not that i'm aware of but i'm 4th cousins to julie andrews...
8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex?
like a trucker
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page?
why would post music you don't know on your myspace page?
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
a generous credit card offer
11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
4 ish
12. Are you a virgin?
yes, my children were immaculate conception
13. What do you wish for?
a pony
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
how childish. of course i do...
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
jamming the novacaine into my gums is always unpleasant
16. What is outside of your back door?
that's where i keep the genie tied up who won't give me the pony i asked for in question 13
17. Any plans for Friday night?
are you asking me out?
18. Do you like the ocean?
not since it killed steve irwin
19. you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
those who know me, know not to do such a thing...
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
yep. but i don't drop acid so it isn't that great of a time.
22. Something you are excited about?
the end of this survey
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
if it comes in the form a jello shot, every flavor is my favorite
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no. and thank you for the painful memory.
25. Describe your keychain.
it's a bottle opener. what? you never know when you might need one.
26. Where do you keep your change?
why would i reveal the where abouts of my cache'? you could be some crazed spare change thief.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
it happens on occassion. but i recently had a dream that i was the key note speaker at a mensa convention and i was completely unprepared, does that count?
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
ummm, the winter kind?....
29. Where is it?
hanging on rack somewhere
30. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
i hold the record at red robin in vancouver, washington. 3 seconds.
1. In 2 words, explain what ended your last relationship?
the army
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
long ago enough that i could brade them
3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
begging for coffee
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
posting obnoxious pictures on my friends' comments on myspace
5. Are you any good at math?
i dream in algebraic expression
6. Last night?
what about it?
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
not that i'm aware of but i'm 4th cousins to julie andrews...
8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex?
like a trucker
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page?
why would post music you don't know on your myspace page?
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
a generous credit card offer
11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
4 ish
12. Are you a virgin?
yes, my children were immaculate conception
13. What do you wish for?
a pony
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
how childish. of course i do...
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
jamming the novacaine into my gums is always unpleasant
16. What is outside of your back door?
that's where i keep the genie tied up who won't give me the pony i asked for in question 13
17. Any plans for Friday night?
are you asking me out?
18. Do you like the ocean?
not since it killed steve irwin
19. you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
those who know me, know not to do such a thing...
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
yep. but i don't drop acid so it isn't that great of a time.
22. Something you are excited about?
the end of this survey
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
if it comes in the form a jello shot, every flavor is my favorite
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no. and thank you for the painful memory.
25. Describe your keychain.
it's a bottle opener. what? you never know when you might need one.
26. Where do you keep your change?
why would i reveal the where abouts of my cache'? you could be some crazed spare change thief.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
it happens on occassion. but i recently had a dream that i was the key note speaker at a mensa convention and i was completely unprepared, does that count?
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
ummm, the winter kind?....
29. Where is it?
hanging on rack somewhere
30. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
i hold the record at red robin in vancouver, washington. 3 seconds.
competing with the other woman
Saturday, April 14, 2007, 01:08 PM [General]
it finally happened. to his credit, he resisted longer than i thought he would. over 15 years, in fact. i've known about his facination with her for years. she's mysterious and beautiful. she's hard, if not impossible to compete with. i even know her name.
truth be told, i had a hand in allowing it to happen.
he asked me if he could. can you believe it?!? he's asked before and i always said no way. but this time, i said yes...
god help me.
now i've completely lost him to zelda. you see, i let him buy a Wii gaming system and he resisted buying the lengend of zelda for about 2 weeks. then the temptation was just too much for him. she has him. and i'm afraid she'll continue to have him until he has completely conquered her.
*sigh*
it was a good run while it lasted.
at least the kids like her...
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